The result of this throw is not something Val is proud of... Regardless, her determination to get the mechanics down eventually worked out and she turned into a stellar bowler

These three little girls immediately became best friends with Trip and me. We all had about a 15 minute long dance party in the back alleys of Darjeeling until Big-Mama came out...

Jeff spreading American sports...where "football" means "football"... By the way, there is a 100% chance that Val did this exact same thing with a mysterious stranger at that young age...

No Basketball? No problem! Obviously, I made this shot...

No shame? No problem! (in no way am I proud of this pose...)

WARNING: Runaway potato sack!!!

No dance floor? No problem! This is Val...doing the worm...on top of a cliff... I'm sure nobody is actually surprised by this picture...

Yes, these monkeys are doing exactly what you think they are...

This is the boat graveyard at the Ooty "lake". Notice the color of the water...

Val having some fun with her camera

No childseat? No problem! Just throw then all on the motorcycle! If you look close, you'll notice that there are four people on this bike... Sometimes they get up to five...

Meet Zoro, the fattest, most spoiled dog in the world... (He was hilarious, though)

Jobless...

This was at Val's karate class. Clearly neither of us has any idea what is going on...

This was at the KR market. There must've been hundreds of stands selling the exact same flowers... The place was C-R-A-Z-Y

These were the "cute" kids at the Bombay train station outside the slums...

And this is when they immediately turned on me...

Nerd-alert!!!! (aren't webcams great!)

Another interesting thing about India is the widespread use of HORRIBLE "tag line" shirts on guys. Like this chap's shirt. In no way, whatsoever, is this shirt funny or interesting....at all...but he is sporting it like a champ

Dumbo!!!

No shoes allowed in the Mysore Palace, so you have to leave your shoes out here... Sweet system, boss...

Val is so fast that even when posing, the camera can't focus on her!

One of the many groups of people in Ooty who wanted to take a picture with us. At least these guys were creative and they picked some flowers for Val!

No beach? No problem! Coastal bangalore...

No AC? No problem!

No Indians? No problem! Just when I thought I had left India, I get back and my parents greet me looking like this!!

This is how I should've packed!!

There's nothing funny about this picture...

No cricket field? No problem! This was the "Darjeeling cricket stadium".

No idea what vegetarian means? No problem! something doesn't belong in this picture...

Clouds rolling in!

I don't know who is cornering who in this picture...

Val making friends with all sorts of locals

No cricket? No problem! We stumbled upon this basketball court in a Tibetan refugee camp. Trip can't be seen because he was crying tears of joy. Val on the other hand was just typically happy.

"Girl that does NOT go with those pumps!"

This street cricket game was a collasal disaster. Squating bull over there just whacked his bat on the ground, Hoodie didn't move an inch for about 5 minutes, and Running Man got bored and just started running circled around Hoodie... All in all it was a hilarious display of youth.

Toy Train!

Coutesy of the coal engine... I was pulling these things out of my hair for about 3 days...

Team Darjeeling takes over the Toy Train!

Happy Tea Plantation!!!

This is what tea looks like after it has been properly dried and sorted...makes you want a cup right?

No tri-pod? No problem! This is trip setting up a shot with the Gorilla-pod...which is an amazing invention.

Sweet pic

This is a relatively tame section of the tea fields. The entire mountainside is covered with them.

Val's tea picking BFF!

These tiny villages were tucked away throughout the tea fields

The oh-so-sought after wraps! Great success!

No seats? No problem! Just hop on the back!

Simply a good picture to end on.

No directions? No problem! This was a pictures at the impossibly difficult to find Chinese Temple. With Val is our driver, Ajayray!

No shower? No problem! Calcutta was so hot that people all over the place are literally just bathing themselves with street water.

No shade? No problem! Just find yourself the biggest banyan tree in the world!

No motor? No problem! I'd like everybody to notice where Val's feet are... NOT WORKING!

This is us in front of the Victoria Memorial. Thank goodness to the Jobi "tripod" and the bush that it was pirched on.

No AC? Big problem.... This is what Val and I looked like getting onto the bus...

No health inspector? No problem! Just set up shop on the street! Actually, i'm sure his food was deliscious.

No safety? No Problem! This is right outside of our "hotel" in Calcutta. Notice the massive amounts of exposed wires just hanging there. Also, across the way is another hotel...with no wall... The entire time we could see people walking up, down, and around the place...

No security? No Problem! We'll just set up our own little make-shift security-cam!

No bag? No problem! You'll see women in India carrying various resources like this. I still don't know how they do it...

No refrigerator? No problem! Powerbars were our lunch, but they had melted in the heat...so we naturally used the car "AC" to make them a little more edible.

Snuck an illegal pictures at the Kali Temple. I better be careful or she'll have my head...(reminder: goddess of destruction)

No bathroom? No problem! Guys are doing this all over the streets.

No Indian heritage? No problem! They'll just add some dots and stripes for you...for a price of course (which they don't tell you until after they paint your face)

I just like this picture

No pool? No problem! Unfortunately this was probably the dirtiest water I've ever seen...but I don't blame them! It was hot!

Slumdog Millionaire!!

No Spices? No Problem! We'll just add a giant jalepeno to your salad!

No Doors? No Problem! My first rick-shaw ride!!! We were heading to the hospital, which was convenient because I may or may not have needed to be there after the ride... (shout out to Lauren Guenther for that joke)

No Barn? No Problem! Cows are everywhere around the streets here. Just all over the place. This guy thinks he's hiding. I still see you cow!!!

No Lanes? No Problem! This is actually a relatively tame picture of the driving here. Keep in mind that we are all moving at this point...

No China? No Problem! This was my first real Indian meal! I have noticed that Indians used a lot of steel plates for whatever reason. Once again, good thing it was at a hospital. Quick access to meds!